Hey there Burpers, guess what we're here early for once! I know, not like us at all.
But hey, life and all that.
This week we have stories about a pastor who was caught giving blowjobs to his male congregation and came up with the excuse that he was exorcising demons - from their cocks. And a Florida man who cut off the penis of his wife's lover with a scissors.
What a world we live in.
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